Geralt.exe

Once I was a young boy, much like you. Then I was a gamestop. I asked my mom for a legend of zelda and she said “Ask you’re dad” so I bougt it. My dad said I can bougt it. I loaded it on to my Wii U (Stupid dad won’t buy me a swith so I can only, use this.) and then began to playi. It said “Link’S AdventurE! on the screen of the little screen. I said Darn! “This is the wrong game”! But i played anyway. I shouldn’not have done this because it was how i were to die. The screen showed a looeegee. I said “”No looeegee this is not your game” Looeegee “said” mama meea and then left. Hhaha thats not what happened. ACTUALLY THERE WAS BLOOD ON THE SCREEN, and then selda showed up and “says do nOt play this Notch” Oh yeah I forgot to say I am notch creator of minecraft whcih is in fact a really cool kid named Geral’ts favorite game and he is really cool we are best freinds. And then I kept playeng and then link showed up and YoU SHOUD NOT HAVE PLAYE! “Said” I darn and kept play. Link came out of the TV and picked up one of my many collection of samurai sords strait from japan. He run after me to shoot me but my long time of trayning at the ninga akademee was made me to fast. Man you are too fast. Link said as I picked up a wi remote and shoot him with the ellectracete. And then he was die. The end. But it was not the end. It was GAME OVVER! >:)