The CS:GO Curse

THIS IS TRU STOR!

One day I playeng Conter Strike Gobal Ofensive yeah Coner Stark is a adolt. game and am onle eight so I an cool B). I was plying gam; rekn some nobs a usual and then a pirson sent me trad reqest:

"It sade:

I se u CS:GO skil and i wan" to tarde with u i gif you AK-47 Hellbringer X Deluxe for yor AWP asimof"'

This was interes becuse i never herd of that skin but it lok cool so I acepter trad the man say 'thnak yo >:)" which crep me out, but i broshed it ovf becos it ma'y be a Condindence BHUT WAS NO CONKIDINC. IT WAS SCARIST EVENT IN MY LYFE?!??1

so I went int my behd and had no Worryies becoas thout it was only condidcine; but wehn Went TO B'ED I HERD SPIkkY NOIS FROMM DONESTARS i was Like ONo I "have to go do"wn the starirs and chek it ott'" i went don the srars and saw spoky site my pRaints were sacifirced in midl ov penatagaram and wall saide in BOLOD "haha YOU thouhgt that CS:Global Offensiv skin was actual real skin but it not!" I was realy an curse!,;

thn an paper apearr it red YOU HAVE be"N cURSed so tHAT everWAn you see wil,l die in' horibol panful death right infrinton of of you "". I sade:

No this "must A DreM'" and pinc myself so i sure.

i want up to bed room and try to go 2 slep but, all I couLD see WAS BLODD and mor e BLDOD and BLOD in MY EYES!? I wouke up and Saw MY EYEs were Blod and them dEmon came back1 to me and sed an "that curse alsoo turnt youre eyes to" bloud. the one way to broke the curss is to beat ME in a Conter Stikk : GO match";!

i sayed stan! is that you1 i rember saton from the Robix crepeypata.

I sayied I will chaleng yu bot YOU HAF to giv me me me eys back he seid Okye" sir" and pooped my eyes back in2 my hed

sio I mosted up my CS: Global O skil1 and playd my haredest and the devil stiL beEAT me! HOW! but then I hard a hunc what if? the devol' was useng haxxcks and exposited himm for cheting.

he implodode bnack into into the undarwold. and i beet SNATAN by DEFOLT1

ha HA are stant ded foe realt? or notw? yeS?

NO? mayvbe? i dont knwo. uNitl. nexta @episcosde!